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趣味英语(一)

趣味英语(一)

 

Speaking to God

    A man was speaking to God.

    “God, why did you make women so beautiful?”he asked.

    God said,“I did that to make you love them.”

    Then the man asked,“Well, God, why did you make them such good cooks?”

    God said,“I did that to make you love them.”

    The man then asked,“But God, why did you make women so stupid?”

    God said,“I did that to make them love you!”

 

与上帝对话

    一名男子在与上帝对话。

    “上帝,您为什么要让女人都那么美丽?”他问。

    上帝说:“那是为了让你们男人喜欢她们。”

    这名男子又问:“上帝,那您为什么要让她们都烧得一手好菜呢?”

    上帝说:“那是为了让你们男人喜欢她们。”

    接着,这名男子问道:“可是,上帝,您为什么要让女人都那么愚蠢呢?”

    上帝说:“那是为了让她们喜欢你们。”

 

    (摘自2002年12月16日《参考消息》)

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